I Don't Need the New Kindle
Amazon released a new trio of Kindle upgrades today, including a new Paperwhite, which I definitely don't need or want.
Why would I want a slimmer version of one of my favorite devices? Why would I need an upgrade with longer battery life (12 weeks!), a larger screen, and improved contrast?
I prefer the feel of physical books anyway. Why would I ever want the new Paperwhite Signature Edition, with an aluminum back, double the storage, auto-adjusting lights, and double-tapping?
I don't want it at all. So, there!